Where to Store Your Kramers Ergot 7

So if this book is so big, where's the best place to keep it? Try one of these two spots:

With your manga

(Please pardon the use of terrible perspective in the above drawing.)

On/as your coffee table

The beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table,
it turns into a coffee table!
-Cosmo Kramer

Actually, I still don't have a good spot for this book. Suggestions are welcome, but in the meantime I should mention that the book's publisher will be at the San Diego Comic-Con with some of the few remaining copies of Kramers Ergot 7 for sale. If you can't make it to the show, I'm sure you could contact him directly to order a copy (if they don't sell out). In all honesty, this book is worth every penny.